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Ken's Weiß Underwear Drawer
By: Ken-niichan
I woke up from the sickest dream in history. It was me and Yohji. In the dream, we were having...SEX!!!! Eeeew!!! In the dream, I was coaching the kids then he walks up behind me and slides his arms around my waist and turns me around then kisses me!!! Gross!!! Next thing I know, we're having a total make-out session. Gross!!! Icky!!! Me and Yohji...sick...nasty...BLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worse of all, in the dream, I loved it. Especially when we were having...SEX!!!! Yes, sex. The sickest thing for two men to do. And in the dream, I graoned and screamed in pleasure!!!! Oh God...I allowed myself to enjoy it in the dream.
"Ken, it's just a stupid dream...go back to sleep," I told myself. But somehow, I didn't believe it. The dream was so vivid, so real! I could remember EVERYTHING! Every last detail. I wanted to cry right there and then. Why, I dunno, but I wanted to cry. I looked by my side, and thank goodness there was noone. I sighed.
<Thank Goodness...>
"Woah...wierd...,"I said when I saw my bathroom light on. So I got up to turn it off. Then, I opened the door and saw the worst site ever...Yohji naked standing in my bathroom combing his hair. I screamed. No joke. I screamed like a little school girl. Yohji turned around and saw me standing there. I screamed louder and shriller.
"Oy, koi, why ya screamin'?" he asked me.
<Ass. What do you think I'm screaming at? You're standing in the middle of my damn bathroom in the damn nude!!!! And you called me koi!!!!!!!!!>
I screamed so high, only a stupid dog would hear it. Yohji looked at me even wierder, like he was wondering what the hell was up with me and...(gulp)...like he wanted to fuck my brains out...eep...then I totally freaked out! I ran around the whole damned apartment, wich was comntaminated with a naked Yohji and...oh my God...I was naked, too. Holy shit.
"Koi...why you acting so wierd?"I heard Yohji say behind me. I slowly turned around, against my damn will. He was standing in the threshold. Oh God, he reminded me of that one statue Michelangelo made, the one called David or something or other...only the penis was longer. Oh God, I was looking at his anus...I guess I really am gay. Shit.
"You look pale, koi,"Yohji said. He walked over to me and put his arm around my waist. Then...he..he...squeezed my ass! Oh God, no...
I woke up, again. I frantically looked around the apartment. No Yohji. I looked under my blankets. Still had my p.js on. Thank God. I sighed. Then I noticed I was pretty thirsty. So I got up and started to walk towards the kitchen to get a stupid glass of water when someone knocked on my door. I groaned. I changed my course to the friggin' door. When I opened it, I freakin' screamed like a school girl. It was Yohji. Oh crap. Not Yohji. That was the last thing I needed to friggin' see! I slammed my door and locked it. I was planning on not seeing Yo-tan for a pretty long time.
I ran back to the kitchen and got my friggin' glass of water. Then I dedcided that wasn't gonna hlp me at all with the Yohji problem. So I changed into my soccer outfit and went back to the door. I unlocked it and opened it a bit.
<Good. Yohji isn't around.>
I shut the door behind me. Then I ran down the hall, to my motorcycle, then drove to a bar.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yohji was sitting on his chair, watching Ken sleep in his sofa.
<Wow...who ever thought Ken would be the one to get totally drunk like that? And who ever thought *I* would be the one ending up being sober?>
Yohji laughed a little bit. Seeing Ken asleep on his couch was funny, especially after he found him at the bar, totally wasted. Yohji ended up bringing the drunk soccer player home. It was the funniest, and cutest, site Yohji has ever seen. Wait, cutest? What's so cute of seeing Ken sprawled out on a couch like a ragdoll, mouth open, a little line of drool slipping out, and snoring? How the hell was *that* a cute site to see? Well, cute or not, it was definetly funny. Yohji decided this would be somthing to show Kenken someday. So he went to his bedroom and snagged his camera.
"Ken's really gonna hate me for this," he snickered.
He went back to the living room and took the picture. The flash woke Ken up from his drunken sleep.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
I woke up in Yohji's apartment with the *biggest* headache. I groaned and held my head. Next thing I know, I look up and saw Yohji standing above me. I did what came natural. I screamed, again, and ran out of the apartment to my own. That was *the* scariest site I have ever seen. I slipped into my bed and hid under the covers. Oh God, I woke up in Yohji's apartment...HE COULD OF FUCKIN' RAPED ME!!!! GROSS!!! And, shit, my headache started hurting even more. Crap. When I tried to get out of the covers, I got lost. I got lost in my own damn blankets. Thank you Lord for making me King of the Pathetic. Why me? Why do I have to be so damn pathetic? When I got more lost in the blankets, I fell off the bed onto the hard floor on my ass.
<Great...just what I need...a bruised ass. Whoopie. Arigatou, klutziness...>
I threw the blankets off my head and walked to my kitchen. I grabbed some asprin and a glass of water. I took the asprin. Then I went back to my bedroom and turned on the radio. Gackt was playing. But I didn't recognize the song.
<Probably from his new cd.>
I slipped back into my bed, and slid under the unmade blankets. Then, I fell asleep.
TBC...
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