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Ken's Weiß Underwear Drawer
<What the hell is Ken's problem?>

Yohji turned on his t.v. Good, the beauty pagent was on.

<Well...Ms. Tokyo looks good...>

There was a knock on the door. He turned off the t.v and awnsered it. It was Omi and Aya.

"Was that Ken that was screaming like a stupid girl down the hall?" a tired, and obviously grumpy, Aya asked.

"Now, how'd you guess?" Yohji asked.

"'Cause he's the only one that would scream like that," snickered Omi.  Yohji laughed.

"That's true..."he said. Aya just stood there like a statue, a pissed off one to be excact. Then he turned on his heal and walked to Ken's  room.

"I'll see a dead Ken runnin'!" Omi started to sing, laughing. Yohji didn't really find that funny. Yohji ran up to Aya and tried to drag him away.  

"LET THE KLUTZ LIVE!!!! LET THE KLUTZ LIVE!!!!" he yelled over and over. Aya just struggled to get out of Yohji's grip.

"HE DISTURBED MY SLEEP, DAMMIT!!!! BESIDES, I'M NOT GONNA KILL HIM!!! I'M JUST GONNA MORTALLY  WOUND HIM!!!!"Aya was yelling. Omi just stood by Yohji's door laughing his blonde head off. It was really funny to him. Seeing the two oldest boys wrestle eachother to the ground was the most halarious thing he's ever seen. He was laughing so hard, he collapsed onto the floor, holding his stomache.

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"LET THE STUPID, HOPELSS, PATHETIC LOSER LIVE!!!!"

"I'LL ONLY PUT HIM IN A COMA!!!!"

"YOU GUYS LOOK SO GAY LIKE THAT!!!!"

"SHUT UP OMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, I was woken up by the yelling, pleading, wrestling, and laughter. God, and my headahce wasn't fully unheadacheish. I got up and walked to the door and  opened it. Next thing I know, Aya pounced towards me like a damn tiger. Once again, I screamed and slammed the door on his face. Then I heard a 'BOOM!'. I guessed it was the sound of the red-head hitting the door with his head. Oops. Now's he's really gonna kill me. I walked to my bedroom when the sound of Omi's laughter, Yohji's pleading, and Aya yelling and pounding the door started up. Yep, I was dead.

"KEN, YOU KLUTZ, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!!"

<No...I'm not *that* stupid...>

"LET THE POOR, PATHETIC KLUTZ LIVE!!!!"

<Shut up, Yohji.>

"THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!"

"SHUT UP OMI!!!!!"

<Yeah, shut up, Omi.>

The noise outside my door went on till two 'o' clock.  Once and a while, I'd yell at them, then Aya would get even more pissed. God, what a moody man. I finally fell asleep at three 'cause I was afraid that Aya would break down the door unexpectidly and kill me. Poor me. I have  the life noone wants. Oh, the agony. Oh, the pain. Oh,...my ass. It hurt to sit down. Like I said, I have the pathetic life. Yay.

"KEN! WAKE UP ALREADY!!!!!"

<Oh shit. Not Aya. He'll kill me.>

"KEN!!! WAKE UP OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!"

<You're gonna kill me anyway. >

"AYA!!!!! SHUTUP!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!" I heard Yohji yell out. Next thing I know, the noise starts up again. I dragged my self out of bed and dressed into my khakis and my nice, confy soccer jersy. I made my bed, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, and drank some orange juice. Then I opened the door. On the floor was Yohji and Aya wrestling.

<Oh my God, this looks *so* yaoiish...>

I couldn't help it. I started laughing. Seeing those two in *that* position, who wouldn't laugh? Thier arms were tangled in eachothers, the legs all spread out, and Aya on top, Yohji looking helpless, it was just so *damn* halarious! I litterally rolled on the floor with laughter. Now, I was better then dead. At least I'd die laughing.

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Ken was laughing at Yohji and Aya on the floor. Aya and Yohji were all tangled together, and looked, well, gay. Omi peeped out the door to see what was going on, then he started laughing. Omi and Ken were laughing thier heads off while they watched Aya and Yohji wrestle on the floor. God, it looked *so* gay. Yohji's face was turning so red, it put Aya's hair to shame. And Aya was now under Yohji with his legs around Yohji's waist. Yohji  had his arms around Aya's neck, his face to Aya's. Oh God, this was *so* damn funny.

"GET THE HELL OFF ME, YO GAY FAG!!!!" Aya raged.

"I'M NOT GAY, YOU'RE GAY, YOU CHEESECAKE!!!!" Yohji screamed.

"YOU'RE BOTH GAY!!!" Ken and Omi screamed out at the same time. Next thing they knew, Yohji and Aya tackled them to the ground.

"RAPE!!!!! RAPE!!!!!!" Ken yelled.

"CHILD MOLESTER!!!! CHILD MOLESTER!!!!!!" screamed Omi.

Yohji looked at Ken, who was right under him. Ken looked so helpless and so...well...cute.     Yohji smiled at Ken sweetly.

"Now, Kenken, why would *I* rape *you*?" he said.

"MAYBE AYA WAS RIGHT!!!! YOU ARE A FAG!!!!!" Ken yelled, for Yohji's face was too close for confort. Yohji leaned closer.

"Now what gives you that idea, Kenken?"

"Well, gee, I don't know, fudge packer...maybe it's because...YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA FREAKIN' KISS ME?!?!?!?!"

"Is that so?" Yohji said. Yohji leaned in closer to Ken and kissed him.

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Oh my God...Yohji kissed me. Oh sick. that's just..oh...I feel so sick...I struggled to get him off me, but he wouldn't budge. I felt so happy when Aya pulled the fag off of me. I could've kissed him right then and there, but, of course, I'm straight, unlike Yohji. I sat there on the floor, watching Aya and Yohji wrestle again. I felt so...violated. I got back onto my feet with the assistance. That was the sickest thing I've ever seen. I ran back into my apartment, to my bathroom and...well...puked.

"Ken, you okay?" Omi asked as he walked into my apartment.

"No..." I said. then, I puked even more. Omi ran up beside me and patted my back. Omi's such a nice kid. Oh God, Yohji, of all people, kissed me...sick. I stood up, a little dazed, and walked over to where Aya and Yohji were wreslting. Now I did not see their wrestling funny. Especially right then. Yohji had Aya pressed against the wall,face really close to his. Omi ran over there and yanked Yohji away from Aya. Next thing I knew, Omi and I were sitting on top of Yohji while Aya was getting some rope to tie him up with.

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Yohji had Omi and Ken sitting on him until Aya showed up with rope. Then, Yohji's teammates tied them up. Then, they dragged Yohji to his apartment and just stood there. Aya looked at Ken.

"You okay, Ken?" he asked. Ken nodded.

"Yeah...I guess...," Ken said, absently. Aya smiled.

"Well, good, cuz now I'm going to...KILL YOU!!!!!!!!" Ken screamed and ran, with Aya chasing him and Omi running behind the two of them screaming, "QUIT IT YOU TWO!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE TO OPEN THE SHOP!"

The plea didn't do didley crap. Aya still tackled the soccer player and started punching him in the face.

"OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!" Ken kept screaming as each punch hit him in the face. Then Aya got up and walked to the shop.

"There...I got you  back," Aya said coolly as he walked away.

"Bakayeru..." muttered Ken as he spit some blood out of his mouth.

<Great...I bit my lip...>

Ken got up and started towards the shop, hoping that Aya wouldn't start kicking his ass again...

TBC

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