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THESE ARE KEN-NIICHAN'S:



1) <sitting at his computer, pressing different buttons on the keyboard>Uuuuh...how do you turn this on, Ken...?
2)<singing to Yohji> I want you, in a vinyl suit, I want you bad...
3)But...I don wanna hack into files...
4)<whip in hand, standing behind Aya> WHO'S YOUR DADDEY?!?!?!<whip>
5)Omi:<reading a book><to Aya> What's this word,        Aya...?
    Aya:...The...
6)<wearing superman costume>Up, up, and away!!!!
7)I'm a yaoi girl...living in a yaoi world...
8)<To Yohji>HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9)<Vioce a bit deeper, like shaft's> I'm hitting pubertey, now...
10)Look at that  bottom on that chick...
11)What channel is the PlayBoy channel on?
12)Do I really sound like a 12 year-old?<every1 else nods><looks at Ken> So...THAT'S why you molest me....
13)You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the Discoverey Channel...(DO IT
      AGAIN NOW!!!)
14)How do you throw these darts again...?
15)<in a fairy costume with a cheap plastic wand>I'm Tinkerbelle...^.^
16)Well...it's long and thick...(it was meant to sound like he's talking about his, but he's actually talking about
     Aya's...^.^)
17)<sitting in computer chair><twirling in it>WWWWHHHHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
18)<All Marylin Monroeish>Happy Birthday, Mr. Takotori, happy birthday to you...
19)I GOT THE PART FOR THE PORNO MOVIE!!!!!!!
20)F*** YOU!!!!
21)Aya: Screw you...
     Omi:<happily>O.K...when...?^.^
22)My idols are Ru Pual and Oprah Winfrey...
23)<bending forward in front of Aya>Aya...Ken ripped my shorts...can you fix  'em...?<huge grin>
24)<smoking pot>Whoa...everything is all twisty like...
25)<still high from the pot>Look...a dart...<somehow shoots himself with it...>  
25)Where's my pink beanie...?
26)I had tea with purple dancing penguins, once...
27)<bending over, pants and underwear down so you see his butt> Nagi's enters here...^.^
28)Thanks for giving me the awnsers for the test!!!
29)I HAVE A.D.D!!!!!!
30)<in a Jun costume>O.K...where's Aya...he's supposed to be my Mayo...
31)<to Ken>(talking about Aya) I stole your sugar pops, sugar poop!
32)I didn't get to sleep until midnight...I was dirty surfing....
33)<to Ken>Bye bye, beer pie!!!! Look...that rymes!!!!
34)The damn purlpe dancing penguins and flipping bears stole my ritalin!!!!
35)I hate computers...
36)Ouka sucks...
37)I suck, literally....
38)<to Ken> I don't think you're sober...and you have your drinks and I have my  porn...
39)Omi: I just sucked Aya!!!!
      Aya: He was just told he's in big trouble...
40)<running around with Nagi's underwear on her head><notices Aya is in the  room>Uuuuh...don't mind that...<grabs the 'Nagi' labelled under wear and puts them in a drawer>
41)<to the rest of Weiss>Too late...went dirty surfin'.I don't nag you when you get drunk, so don't nag me about
      the dirty surfing!
42)No one can beat Nagi's fine little butt...^.^
42)<to Ken>I'm not gonna suck your nasty toe! For all I know, it could have been up Yohji's ass.Besides, I only
      suck...'sausages'...^.^
43)F*** me...I'm Omi!!!!!!
44)F*** off!!!!
45)Wow...Nagi looks good today...^.^
46)<Aya appears in a Tuxedo Mask costume>
      Aya: I'm Here, Eternal Sailon  Moon!!!
      Omi: <sees Aya> Aya, tuxedo Mask isn't even in this part of the series. Niether is Mamo-chan!
      Aya: <cofused> Huh? What do you mean?
      Omi: Mamo-chan's dead, you moron!!!
THESE ARE  OMI-KUN'S

1)<Holding up arm in air>Moon Eternal Moon...Make-up!<turns into Eternal Sailormoon>
2)I HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!


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