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Ken's Weiß Underwear Drawer
1) "Do you know where your child sons are? We do..with Ken."
- Omi-kun ( She put it on the sister site, Bloody Heaven, on my profile. )
2) "Tired of no can do canidates? At least you know their doing eachother!"
- Yana-chan
3) "You like my man's mom's breats!"
-Yana-chan ( she was yelling at me...oO )
4) "Nobody's perfect until you fall in love with them."
-Meagen ( a friend from math class. )
5) "Don't frown! You never know who's falling in love with your smile."
-Meagen ( friend from math class last year. )
6) "Life is a cookie."
-Some guy from the dumb ass movie, 'America's Sweethearts.'
7) "Weeeeeeee!"
-A hopping squirell that sings about gonads and strife...oO
8) "ROOOOOCKEEEEET!!!!"
- Me, thanks to the skit Anson and his friend did...oO
9) "I'M HAVING A WITHDRAWEL!!!!"
-Me
10) "I will eat your heart."
-The dog from little Nicky.
11) "Madonna will eat your heart."
-Yana-chan
12) "As long as there is light, we will continue our fight."
-Aya Fujimiya ( The last episode )
13) "LEEEEEEEMOOOOOONS!!!!!!!"
-Me ( most of my quotes are outbursts...~.~" )
14) "TOMOKAZUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
-Me ( another outburst...~.~" )
15) "The world is turning dumb and we know tht Jan is near."
-Omi-kun ( She was making fun of my stupidity...*in a cheery voice* She's such a great friend! )
16) "As knowing where you're going is preferable to being lost, ask. I myself don't need a weathervane to
know which way the wind blows."
-The chester cat in McGee's Alice in Wonderland game
17) "Only the puppets can manipulate their fate."
-'Velvet Underworld" ( It's what the line 'Hito wa sadame ni ayatsurareru dake' means. )
18) "Kawaiita."
-"Honey" ( I don't know what it means, but it's pretty muxch the only word I know in the song )
19) "Crikey!"
-Australians ( it's a funny word. What can I say? )
20) "I have a folken wallpaper."
-Me ( Look! A quote that I made that's actually a sentence! )
21) "Plop."
-Me ( It's what I say when I'm bored or in a convo that's not going anywhere. )
22) "That cool is so song!"
-Me ( I was in P.E at the time and I had it for second period and was tired. What do you expect? )
23) "I'm gonna jump in the lake naked!"
-Omi-kun ( She said it and I didn't bother to ask for the story behind it. I was too scared to. )
24) "I'll live. And if I don't, I'll live."
-Me ( It's one of my come-backs I shoot at my mom. I have many. )
25) "A wonderful tree fall."
-Me ( Once again, P.E. I was tired and I seem to never talk right when I'm tired {pretty much 24/7} )
26) "SAUCER!"
-Dick Saucer ( If you've seen Dragon Half, you'll understand why it's so damn funny! )
27) "That'sh pretty wild shtuff."
-Some guy that used to have a talk show in the early 90's
28) "The decapitated fish bit me."
-My freak of a brother.
29) "Well, I wouldn't give that damn rabbit any of my fucking Trix neither."
-Omi-kun ( She gave it to me while I was first attempted to make the site. It came out horrible )
30) "More fun with bad language."
-Some chick that e-mailed me on a story I made.
31) "If this is justice, then I'm a banana."
-Someone from 'Angel Cop' dubbed.
32) "You stupid pile of crappy crapping crackers!"
-Me ( It's my favorite put-down right now. )
33) "Poooooooop!"
-Some of my friends and I ( We have no life...~.~" )
34) "What sound does a lobster make? 'I DON'T WANNA BE BOILED ALIVE!! LETMEOUT!
LETMEOUT!LETMEOUT!LETMEOUT!'"
-Me and a few freaky people in a chatroom.
35) "The Gates of Hell are closing. Hurry up and die."
-Ken Hidaka
36) "Burn, baby, burn."
-Ken Hidaka
37) "All sinners deserve a place in Hell."
-Ken Hidaka
38) "Inhumane! INHUMANE!!!!"
-Me whenever my mommy picks on me ( Which is every damn day. )
39) "I say.....poop..."
-Me when I run out of something to say to you.
40) "Wanna know what I have to say about it?!?!?! Huh, punk? I say...wah."
-Me when I get pissed at my damn, neaderthal like, dumb ass, idiotic brothers
41) "I'LL EAT YOU IF YOU DON'T QUIT BUGGING ME!"
-The number one threat my brothers get from me ( Those ass-munchers... )
42) "When I get the energy to, I'll slap you like a girl."
-The number two threat my brothers get from me.
43) "I'm DA Ham and...*sob*..I'm...*sobs even harder*..I"m an...*total nervous breakdown*...I'M AN
ALCOHOLIC!!!!"
-Me at my sleep over.
44) "Seeee-creeeet."
-Me and Yana-chan ( It was hella funny when we first said it. )
45) "Baka-poop!"
-My friend, Mayra ( She called me that...wah...;_; )
46) "We are the knights who say, 'NI!'"
-The knights who say 'NI' from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
47) "If you're a kid an ya wanna go 'Weee', but you ain't got drugs yet. You hold out for your life. Just
hold onto yur little gonads....and strife."
-The little hopping squirell that sings about 'Weee!" and gonads and strife.
48) "Hit-lah!"
-Yana-chan and me ( We're making fun of, well, you know. So don't worry. )
49) "Aaah! A giant fish right in my face."
-The dubbed version of 'Shinesmean'.
50) "Go away, you silly king. I don't want to talk to you know more!"
-The weird ass french people from Monty Pyhon and the Holy Grail.
51) "Come back, you yellow bastards! I'll bite your bloody legs off!"
-The black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ( That movie's hella funny. )
52) "Only a miracle can save him now!"
-History of the World; Part One
53) "Success is how high you bounce after you hit the bottom."
-My dumb ass math teacher.
54) "Rocky sake tarioki, tarioki tastes like sake."
-My friend got it from a video game.
55) "The grass grow green on an english muffin not far from the moon."
-One of my brother's stoner friends.
56) "Plunge."
-Yana-chan