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JUST THE BASICS
Name is: DA Ham aka Jan
My age is: 15, with the mental campacity of a 3 and a half year old
I was born on: 7/31/86
My gender is: Last time I went to the doctors, they said female. Last time I went to the doctors was in seventh grade...oO;
Nationality: Everything
Hair color: Brown with two thick gold streaks in the front
Eye color: Brown/Green ( dey hazel )
Weight: *shrugz*
Sign: Leo, the center of attention and total pyro!
Pets: 2 cats, 2 dogs, 5 turtles, 2 iguanas
Siblings: Two monkeys for brothers and my soul sisters, Corinne and Jackie
Word most often used to describe you: Lazy, dumb, slow, klutzy
Would you consider yourself psychotic: HELL YEAH!!!!!
One thing you're really good at: *blink* Acting...?
Are you the jealous type: Umm...*blink* skip question
Are you an overall happy person: Umm... skip question
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Ham because noone calls me Jan anymore
What does your name mean: God's gift or God is gracious >< Damn name...
Piercings: I used to have one on each ear, until they got torn...><
Tattoos: I will have two someday, but recently, no
Where were you born: Mars...^.^; <---liar...
Where do you live now: Crappy, ghetto, Hell hole Fontana
Who do you live with: The voices in my head, aliens, and the earthings in the house I call, umm...I forgot the word...
Occupation: Commander of the army of Mars here to take over the Earth...oops, I mean...student...><;
Stereotypically, what would you describe yourself as: An alien trying too hard to be human
Your cologne/perfume: Umm...*looks at her perfume bottle* Feather-therapy...crappy name...><
Where do you normally like to shop: Woah...I shop?
Jewelry you wear and why: My glow-in-the-dark braclets, four rings, my dog collar, dolphin necklace, and a black beaded bracelet
Word or phrase you frequently use: "eh?", "plop", "roocket"," jubidubberbubdub" "weee" "hesaboo"
MUSIC > >
Favorite musicians/ bands: Aerosmith, Linkon Park, Kiss, Queen, Alanise Morrisette, Blink 182, and Offspring
Most annoying boy band: All
Most annoying female pop artist: All
What festival would you most likely attend: Orange County Festival...^.^
Favorite song right now: "Don't Stop the Music Tonight" from Initial D
Song that makes you cry: Pretty much all the X Japan songs and 'It's Too Late' ...;_;
Song that makes you wanna dance: Party Night!
Song you want played at your funeral: 'Shindemo Ii"
Song that you would sing karaoke to: If I know it, I'll sing it
Song that you like to sing in the shower: I don't sing in the shower....
Song you would most likely strip to: ....skip question
Song that gets stuck in your head really easily: 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua
Song in which you value mostly for its lyrics: "Angel' by Aerosmith...
Your boy/girl friend: I'm single and proud of it
Your parents: Zichaforban and Ploertizesd
Favorite CD: 'The Big Ones' by Aerosmith
CD that you bought and hated: The Titanic Sound track and 'Music of the Heart' soundtrack
What CD are you listening to right now: My Wedding Singer soundtrack
First CD you ever owned: T'was ( pathetically ) a Christmas CD
Most recent CD you bought: MALICE MIZER!!!!
Theme song for your life would be: "Yaoi World"
FAVORITES ~
Piece of clothing: My rainbow socks...^.^ ( Oooo....flamin'! )
Food: Krispy Kreme do-nots
Color(s): Black and pink
Breakfast cereal: Cocoa Krispies
Junk food: The weird tasting, addictive cookies my mommy buys and pudding
Time of day: Whenever I'm asleep...
Season: Winter and Autumn
Holiday: My b-day, Christmas, and Halloween ( you never said they all had to be real holidays ^.^;)
Quote: "If this is justice, then I'm a banana" the dubbed version of 'Angel Cop' and "YOU LIKE MY MAN'S MOM'S BREASTS!" and, Yana, next time you yell this at me, I'll call you a pile of crappy crapping crackers
Piercing on a guy: On his ear maybe...
Piercing on a girl: Umm...I had a friend pierce her tongue and it looks cool...
Part of the body: Eyes...
Place to get a tattoo: Ankle, arm, and back
Number: 666...><
Book: Does the dictionary count...? I mean, it DOES make a good weapon...*sweat drop*
Author: Deena
Superhero: Mighty Mouse!
Commercial/advertisement: Da plug it in commercials starring the plug it in fishie
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Meal: Mac & Cheese
Magazine: Animerica and Smile.
Phrase to say when your pissed off: "Heesabo" and anyother form of jiiberish
MOVIES / TV ~
Favorite aired TV show: 'Family Guy'
Favorite music station: 106.7 and 96.7 ( KROQ and KCAL )
Favorite talk show host: Jerry Springer, it has many interesting topics and people dumber then me
TV Show that should be cancelled: All the WB shows, they all suck ass...
Favorite movies: Sixth Sense, Labyrinth, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, Wedding Singer, the original Star Wars trilogy, Rocky Horror Picture Show,Charlie's Angels, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail..><;
Favorite type of movie: Anything but chick flicks
Have you ever walked out on a movie cause it was so bad? Yes
Favorite Adam Sandler movie: "Wedding Singer" "Little Nicky" "Big Daddy"
Favorite Angelina Jolie movie: haven't seen any of them, don't intend to
Worst sequel to a movie you've ever seen: Pretty much all sequels suck...
Best sex scene you've ever seen in a movie: the sex scene with Joshua Jackson in 'Cruel Intentoins' The guys may have been ugly, but, hey...they TRIED to make them cute...give them THAT much credit
Movie you've watched more than 10 times and can quote almost line for line: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
Friends/Relationships
Do you think everyone has a soulmate: Yeth
Do you have a best friend? I have many
Who knows you better than anyone: Corinne
Who would you give your life for: Actually any of them, I prize all of dem
Three most important people in your life right now: My buddies and the internet...><
In your relationships, who usually is the more dominating one: I've never been in one
Have you ever intentionally hurt someone: Many, mentally and physically
Ever cheated on someone: oO HELL NO! THAT'S JUST MESSED UP RIGHT THERE!
Someone you wish you could forget: My whole family pretty much
Someone you wish you could apologize to: Kloptyinxederpotlyxzqworejifafaijiojia...I haven't invaded earth yet...>< Wait...umm..my mom for saying at a friend's house and got stranded in West Covina instead...>.<;
Someone you see yourself still talking to in 10 years: Everyone...
How many boy/girl friends have you had (not counting current or petty ones): 0
How many are you still friends with: 0
Have you ever been in love: No
What is love: In my opinion, love is just another emotion yo don't need that'll hurt you alot
What are the most important things to you in a relationship [friendship]: Honesty, trustworthy, and always there for you
Name something someone could do that would totally piss you off: Not saying..you'll use it against me someday...I know you guys...
Describe the perfect person: I would never be able to do that, cause no matter what, they'll have flaws
Last thing you do before you go to sleep: look out my window and make a wish on the first star I see...yes I still do that stuff...><" I can't believe I just admitted that
First thing you do when you wake up: cuss out those damn pigoens outside my window then fall back to sleep
What would you die for: YAOI!!!!
An extreme sport or daring thing you'd love to do: Swim with great white sharks...oO OO Oo
Something you do that really annoys people: almost everthing i do annoys people...><
One thing you can NOT live with out: Yaoi, music, anime, internat, comp, phone, and stereo
Most awkward place you've ever fallen asleep: Umm, the masquerade...?
What do you sleep in: my red wanna-be puffy pants and my hard rock cafe tee
Something you're really proud of: My beloved Aerosmith Tee that Angela hates...
Were you a thumb sucker: I was too heavy at the time to even get my thumb to my mouth...
Common misconception about you: *blink* skip question
Most dangerous thing you've ever done: Wonder around Long Beach with Pillow-chan....we got lost for a while...><
Most memorable experience: AX 2001...
Do you have any hidden talents? Umm...if I do, they're really secret cuz I don't even know them!
When you die, what do you want written on your tombstone: Here's lie Ham. She got old and got moldy. Rot in peace...kidding...><
How many jumbo marshmallows can you fit into your mouth: Alot...never kept count, though...
Funniest thing: When Iffer iffer and Yana took the H pictures at AX with Mayra's camera...gomen Mayra! we couldn't help ourselves!
Do you like you potatoes mashed, fried, or baked: Mashed and twice baked
Name something you wouldnt be caught dead wearing: Pink, frilly, puffy dresses...
Do you have any regrets: I'm not even going to say anything...
Whats the worst feeling in the world: The fact that you skipped the chance to have a great relationship just to keep a friend that shouldn't be in your life...
Where do you wish you were right now: Back on Mars... >:) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *chokes*
DO YOU / HAVE YOU EVER~
been arrested: Almost
stolen anything: No
squeezed the tooth paste from the middle: Who hasn't?
drove without a license: Yes...( just recently, and the reason why I got stranded in West Covina )
walked thru a drive thru: Hmm...a new idea...*puts it on her 'to do' list*
dreamt in a foreign language: Umm...does jibberish count?
drank from the carton: Yes...I was mostly raised by guys...so...umm...gomen...
been stranded in an elevator: No
got caught masterbating: oO WHAT THE HELL?! no...o.o;
pictured a teacher naked: oO; not that i can think of..
used the last of the toilet paper and didn't replace it: No...
read a friend's journal or diary: Yeah...I was tramatized for a while...><
took the last cookie from the cookie jar: Hell Yeah!
skipped school: yes
snuck out of your house: many-a times
littered: *shrugs* i don't know. and if i did, oops
been outside the US: No
used a corny pick up line: *blush* yeah...
had a summer fling: no
PREFERENCES
coke or pepsi: Sprite
mayonnaise or miracle whip: whipped cream! j/k, either
rainbow or chocolate sprinkles: Rainbow!!
in or out: In and Out! they've got the best burgers!
creation or evolution: they both come from subjects i hate, so niether
whipped cream or cool whip: WHIPPED CREAM!!!!
mittens or gloves: i hate them both
cursive or print: print...i can't read my own cursive
long term or one-night stand: long term
coffee or tea: Coffee
leader or follower: umm...none?
sherbert or italian ice: sherbert...?
open or closed: i don't even know what the Hell you mean
long or short: Who came up with this thing? It's confusing me!
sunrise or sunset: Sunset, mornings suck
bush or gore: Stupid Government...and who's gore and bush?
sandals or sneakers: Sneakers
to know or not to know: It depends what I want to know and what I don't want to know
summer or winter: can't i just say both?
gold or silver: Silver, gold sucks
top or bottom: something tells me this thing is starting to get perverted...oO;
bar soap or body wash: Body wash! soap doesn't smell pretty
bath or shower: Always shower
pajamas or naked: PJs!!!!!!
cat or dog: Kitties
to be or not to be: It's another thing that is a depend on what it is...
should i stay or should i go now: Do what ever you want...you can make your own damn choices
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
love: To be truthful...no
peace: yes
war: no
god: no
christ: no
an after life: I'm a supernatural freak, take a guess
the boogie man: I used to, and I believed in him more when my brother's did that mean thing to me with their walkie talkies....>< ( if you want more details, ask )
life on other planets: NO!!! ( attempts to hide her UFO behind her so noone will know she's the leader of the Earth invasion from Mars )
intelligence: Yeah, and I don't have it
magic: HELL YEAH!
ghosts: I'm a supernatural freak, take a guess
santa claus: I quit believing in him after I caught my mommy dearest in the act ( fourth grade )
angels: Hells Angels...^.^;
heaven: no
hell: no
justice: Yes, but justice sux
fate: Every thing you do creates a new fate for you. So, therefore, I don't believe in just one fate
IF
If you were granted three wishes what would they be: To be able to become a voice actress, to be able to buy yaoi stuff at this age, and tomokazu
If you could be on any TV show and be any character, what and who would you
play: Schoen just so I could fight and I would beat the Hell outta Tot, Oka, Sakura, and Yuriko
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be: my hair, it's too straight
If you could have a superpower what would it be: Telekenisis, telepathy, and get rid of the one I already have
If I had a beautiful body would you hold it against me: Why would I? I wouldn't give a damn
If you could give someone anything, who and what: Yaoi too all you fellow yaoi cult people!
If you could tell the world one thing what would it be: I would give a speech telling everyone to quit abuse, then i would kick the Hell ( and guts and blood ) outta the guy in front that would be yelling out 'SHUT UP, ALREADY!'
Name all the people you would call if you knew you were going to die
tomorrow: I'd probably be in a coma before I died