Interview with Weiß

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Interview with the Guys of Weiß

Ken-niichan: *on TV sitting on a director's chair* Well, a few days ago, I got the chance to interview the bishounen of Weiß! *looks happy for herself* And, since I'm a Ken fangirl, you better believe I scared the hell outta him!!! Oh, and glomped the hell outta him too!! *smile fades* But I got my butt kicked after the interview....that sucked. But, here's the footage of the interview with Weiß!!

*Ken-niichan's face fades away and is replaced with the picture of her, smiling and waving like an idiot in front of the Konenko no Sumu Ie*

*Backstage 'AHEM!!!" from Ken-niichan and the picture disappears, and is replaced with a picture of the basement and the Weiß guys sitting around on the chairs and couch, and Aya and Ken are sitting TOOOOO close for Ken-niichan's comfort....*

*Ken-niichan glomps Ken and drags him away from Aya*

Ken-niichan: Kenken!!!!!!!!

*Aya coughs and Ken-niichan huggles Ken then sits down onto a chair*

Ken-niichan: Okay guys, first question from a fan named Yana-chan...*looks at her little clipboard* Ahem....Do you guys have massive yaoi orgys? Love, La Yana...*sweatdrops*

*Aya and Ken cough uncomftorably.*

*Aya puts Yana and Ken-niichan onto his 'Shi-ne' list*

*Yohji, on the other hand...*

Yohji: Well, if I wasn't STRAIGHT, I probably would....*rests his hand on Omi's, ahem, crotch*

Omi: *whispers harshly* Yo-tan! Not now!!!!

Ken-niichan: *sweatdrops* Okay...umm....next question is from Michiru....Do you guys fuck the hell outta Schwarz? *turns red* *grumbles to herself* I don't know these people no more....

Ken: No, we don't. I only fuck-ITAI!!! *was kicked by Aya*

Omi: *smiles* I DO!!!!! I DO!!!! *waves his hand about*

Omi: Ooops....sorry Yo-tan...

Ken-niichan: *smiles because she now knows the guys are really yaoi...happiness everywhere now. Rainbows in her background* Heehee....yaoi-licous room...

*The Weiß guys sweatdrop*

Ken-niichan: Ahem....gomen ne...next question is from the studio.....ooo...this is for Omiitchi... Omi, of all your teammates, who would ya wanna go out with?

Omi: *glomps Yohji*I'M ALREADY GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE!!! *kisses Yohji on the cheek*

Yohji: *smiles* Yep, ME!!!

*Aya pulls Ken into his lap and Ken-niichan shoots him an evil death glare, only to get one back*

*Ken-niichan gets scared and gives up the glaring contest*

Ken-niichan: This question is also from the studio....Ken...who would you rather date from Schwarz?

Ken: *smiles* Iwould go out with Farfie cuz he's more exciting then-*Aya kicks him again* ITAI!!! DAMMIT AYA! NO SEX TONIGHT NOW!!!!

Aya: *glares at Ken* FARFIE?!?!?! YOU LIKE FARFIE IS BETTER THEN ME?!?!?! *has probably forgot the camera's on*

Ken: NO!! I SAID THAT HE WAS MORE EXCITING!!!!

Aya: Ohh....so I'm BORING now?!?!?!?!

*While all this is happening, Yohji, Omi, and Ken-niichan sweatdrop*

Ken: Well......soetimes you are...especially at night...*blushes*

Ken-niichan: *makes a loud 'AHEM!!!!!' and puts an end to Ken's and Aya's fight* The camera's on, bakas. Now, lets get with the interview.....

*Aya sweatdrops, and so does Ken. Yep...they definatly forgot the camera got some unjuicy details that yaoi fans can mix up in their heads to make thm juicy*

Ken-niichan: *to Aya* Well, Aya, how big are you....?

Ken-niichan: It's another question from Yana-chan....she wants to know how, ahem, 'equipped' you are, length wise...

Ken: I'll awnser that!! Aya's VEEEEERY equip-ITAI!!! *yep, Aya kicked him again..poor Kenken* NO SEX FOR YOU FOR A WEEK, AYA!!!! *dances around on his now bruised shin*

Aya: Ken...you are SO annoying...

Aya, Yohji, and Omi: *at same time* YES YOU ARE!!!

Ken and Ken-niichan: NO I'M/HE'S NOT!!!!!!

*this fight goes back and forth for a while, adding in cuss words everywhere. And who'd ever know Omi would have the dirtiest mouth...and would be perverted either?*

*the channel goes to commercials due to the fact this is the first time they are seeing this and there ARE yaoung kids watching

*on the screen, it is now black and white. There are people singing 'Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me off a pice of that KitKat bar!!!!' over and over again, holding KitKat bars*

*it goes to a shampoo commercial, then Victoria's Secret, then to Pepsi then Coke, and whatnot*

*back to the interview......*

*Weiß and Ken-niichan are all severly bruised*

Ken-niichan: Don't worry, all you at home...nothing wrong....

*Ken coughs up blood and Omi rubs his ass...Oo*

Yohji: *leans to Omi* No sex tonight...?

Omi: *shakes his head* Nope....

Ken-niichan: *loudly 'AHEMS'* Like I SAID, nothing wrong, noone's hurt....

Yohji: *cough* Bull shit...*cough* *cough*

Ken-niichan: *shoots Yohji an evil look, babying her broken arm* *menicingly* We're ALL OKAY, Yo-tan....*death glares*

*Yohji shuts up and puts on a little fake smile, and so does everyone else*

Ken-niichan: *looks onto her notebook* Okay...here's another question from Yana-chan...this is for Yo-tan and Omi....In the OVAs, did you guys like tieing eachother up andbeing tied up...?*sweatdrops and watches Aya tighten his arm around Ken's waist*

Yohji: Well, I've had much practice tieing Omiitchi here up, so, it was kinda like what we do everynight...

Omi: Yes....and I love it every time from then on Yohji have ties me up! *smiles all kawaii and genki like*

Ken-niichan: Eh...Omiitchi....quit trying to act all kawaii and innocent...we know you aren't.

*Aya kisses Ken's neck a bit and Ken-niichan goes, well, beserk....Oo*

Ken-niichan: GODDAMIT, AYA!!!! *hits Aya over and over* MY KEN!!! MY KEN!!! MY KEN!!!!!*continues hitting Aya, and accidently hitting Ken occasonaly*

Ken: Itai....itai...itai....itai.....

Aya: DAMMIT, BITCH!!!! *puts Ken to the side and stands up, towering over Ken-niichan* QUIT IT!!!! *he grabs his katana and chases Ken-niichan around the place*

Ken-niichan: DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!! NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO EDIT THIS DAMN THING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs about* DONT HURTME!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!!!

*Ken just stands there with Yohji and Omi and watches Aya trying to kill Ken-niichan*

*We go to commercials, again....*

*A commercial for WWF figurines, Pepsi, Herbal Essence, Taco Bell, McDonalds, and what not appear on the damn screen and each commercial drags on 5 mins. each*

Narrator Voice: We now come back to this cheap ass entertainment.....

*Aya is tied down and Ken-niichan is hiding behind a couch. Little beeps are heard to subtitute for all the four lettered ( and one 5 lettered word that's said alot, and the occaisinaly the 7 lettered word*

Ken-niichan: *coughs a bit and comes out of her hiding spot, and glares at a certain pissed off, cussing his ass off red-head* Shut the Hell up....*she pulls Ken away from Aya, sits him down, then sits on his lap, pissing Aya off even more...* Okay....next question, *looks onto her notebook* Okay, this is from Michiru...Omi....do you know what the Omi dance is...? *smacks her forehead and falls off Ken's lap*

Omi: *laughs a bit when Ken-niichan falls and as Ken runs towards Aya, who is, by the way, still cussing* Umm...no....I don't know what the Omi dance is....

*Suddenly, Michiru skips in and glomps/gropes Omi*

Michiru: *all happily and genki like....o.o;* I'll show you what it is!!! *she turns so everyone sees the back part of her, and shakes her ass side to side then she skips off*

*Everyione in the room sweatdrops and Ken-niichan smacks her forehead*

Ken-niichan: Arararararara....@-@""" *loudky 'Ahems' herself then turns the page tothe notebook* Ok....another question....KEN!!!!!...ahem.....do you love me...? *makes her eyes all shiney and whatnot and bats her eyes cutely (or at least ATTEMPTS to...) at Ken*

Ken: *quits giving Aya hed and looks at Ken-niichan with white substance around his mouth* No...*goes back to going down on Aya*

Ken-niichan: *doesn;'t know if she should be happy about the nummy yaoi going on, or to just break down and cry....* *stands up* I'll leave, now.........

*gets up and walks away, laving her notebook behind. Then Yana-chan appears and takes over*

Yana-chan: Ara...poor Ham...she gonna be depressed and happy at the same time for a while...

*Ken-niichan appears and whaps Yana-chan over the head*

Ken-niichan: DON'T CALL ME HAM, YOU WHORE!!! I DON'T NEED ALL OF FREAKING AMERICA CALLING ME HAM!!! IF YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS, YOU WOULD SEE I HAVE BEEN CALLING MY SELF 'KEN-NIICHAN' THE WHOLE DAMN TIME!!! *storms off*

Yana-chan: *swirly eyed, like kenshin* Ororororororo.....itai......*Yan-chan rubs the back of her head*

*All of Weiß sweatdrops, well, Ken sweatdrops for a different reason cuz Ken-niichan is dragging him with her on her way out*

Ken: AYAAAAAAAA!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Aya rushes up to Ken-niichan and whaps her over the head and ever so heroically rescues his boyfriend*

*Aya throws Ken-niichan outta the Koneko*

Ken-niichan: *flaps her arms as she is flying out the door into the street* NOOOO!!!! *lands in the street and gets ran over by a semi* Itai....*swirly eyes appear* pretty stars...pretty,pretty, pretty stars....*the whole cast of 'Dragon Half' show up and kick her ass for jacking a line from their series*

*Everyone in the Koneko sweatdrops while they watch all this happens*

*Yana-chan begins to laugh hysterically*

Yana-chan: Stupid Ham!!! She should know that in the useless, crappy fanfic/omake world, ANYthing can happen!!! *laughs hysrerically while Ham...AHEM!!!....Ken-niichan types this in*

*Ken-niichan raises her hand after getting her ass seriously beat up*

Ken-niichan: Dammit, Yana.....It's Ken-niichan.......

*Yana and Weiß walk back down the spiral stairs to the room below*

Yana-chan: *coughs a bit to get attention drawn to her* Okay...I'm gonna pick up the interview right where Ham eft off....

*a voice that sounds remotleyfamiliar is heard from the street*

Ken-niichan: God dammit Yana Banana...it's Ken-niichan....not Ham....

Yana-chan: *coughs* Ahem...well, ANYway.....*she looks at the notebook full of questions to ask* *to herself* boring....boing...boring...EH! DUMB ASS HAM!!!....boring...boring...boring...

Ken-niichan: *still in the street* Dammit it Yana....It's Ken-niichan...not Ham!

Yana-chan: Eh....Dumb ass Ham....*Ken-niichan has given it up now, and will now be adressed to as Ham for all her dumb ass fics and to everyone, dammit!* *Yana-chan smiles to the camera* Saa, since these questions are so DUMB, I'll make some up off the topof my head!

*Weiß sweatdrops...especially Aya*

Aya: God...if there is one...plese help us!!!

*Yana-chan smiles ever so evilly and laughs ever so evilly and Weiß tries to run away*

Yana-chan:*still laughuing and smiling evilly* Nah-uh-uh.....you ain't leaving! Ohohohoho!! ^o^ *presses a little red button then bars cover every little escape route in the building* Muahahaha*chokes, chokes, gags, coughs, and whatnot*...ha......

*Weiß at this point is trying despeatly to run away*

Omi: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!! YOHJI AND I HAVEN'T EVEN USED ALL THE FOODS FOR KINKY SEX YET!!!!

Yohji: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I CAN'T DIE NOW!!!! I STILL NEED TO FUCK OMI'S BRAINS OUT TONIGHT AND TO GO OUT WITH BUEATIFUL WOMEN AND MEN!!!!

Ken: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I CAN'T DIE!!!!!! I STILL HAVE SOCCER TO TEACH, AYA TO FUCK, FARFIE TO FUCK, BRAD TO FUCK, SCHULDICH TO FUCK, AND AYA TO FUCK AGAIN!!!

Aya: NOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T-*to Ken* NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Yana-chan: *continues laughing evilly until she turns blue* Ahem...*calmly* Weiß, sit down...

*Aya is giving Ken glares and they sit down, and Omi and Yohji are too busy having a makeout session, afraid these few minutes are sadly going to be their last*

*Yana-chan laughs loudly to get Yohji and Omi's attention*

*Yohji and Omi turn around*

Yana-chan: *a bit irratated* Sit your fine, pretty asses *extra umph has o be said on the next word* DOWN!!!!

*Yohji and Omi sweatdrop then they sit down*

Yana-chan: *smiles* Kaykay!! First question I'll make up is....uhh....*smiles hentaiishly like* DO YOU ALL LOVE TO FUCK EACHOTHER?!?!?!?!

*Aya and Ken quit their total make out session and Omi and Yohji try to pull theirpants up when the camera turns to them*

Yana-chan: *.* *.* Ooooh....nummy yaoiness.....*.* *.*

*Weiß sweatdrops as Yana-chan sits down in the chair, drooling, hearts and rainbows in her background*

*Aya gets up, dragging Ken by the arm, trying to sneak away, but then gets knocked down by Michiru and Yana-chan*

Yana-chan: Nah-uh-uh! You're not going ANYWHERE!!! MUAHAHA!!!!

Michiru: Heehee!!! Yaoi be good!!! And ya ain't gonna get away easily! Besides, we have all exis blocked!!!

Aya: *glares at Michiru* How the hell did you get in here then?

Michiru: *grins at Aya* Cuz I'm the princess of the chibis!!That makes me special!!

Ken: *grumbles under his breathe* Yeah...special as in special ed....

*Ham (ahem, just in case you already forgat,she is the chick formally called Ken-niichan...) appears and whaps Ken over the head*

Ham: *is still bloody and beat up and what not* Leave Michiru alone...just because she's smarter then you....

*Ham gets attacked by Aya*

*Ham regains ontrol of the keyboard and looks at what Yana-chan and Michiru have written while she was gone in the bathroom and cries*

*Weiß guys cough and the omake continues*

Yana-chan: *sits back down while Mishiru is busy glomping Omi and groping Aya*And, my next question, umm....do any of you like bunnies...?

Michiru: *giggles then yells* WILL YOU GUYS PERFORM YAOI FOR US SO WE CAN TAPE IT AND SEND COPIES TO ALL THOSE WHO WANT THEM?!?!?!

*Aya puts Michiru and Ham onto the 'Shi-ne' list...keeping the name Ken-niichan on there so he'll have the right to kill her twice...oO*

Yana-chan: *sits back down and starts asking more questions* Umm...uhh...do you guys like pocky?

Omi: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE POCKY!!! AND I LOVE IT MORE THEN I LOVE YO-TAN!!!

Yohji: AHH!!! OMI!!!! HOW CAN YOU?!?!?!

*Aya and Ken start making out again*

Yana-chan: *.* *.* Pretty yaoi.....ahem, uhh...how many of you have secretly checked out the Farf's ass?

*Ken, who is still making out with Aya, raises one of his hands high in the air and waves it about.*

Yohji: I have checked out his ass many times...and his ass looks beter then Omi's!

Omi: HE HAS A BETTER ASS THEN YOU, ALSO!!!!!

*Aya, who is still making out with Ken, raises his hand and waves it about*

Yana-chan: life is good.....*.* *.* *.* *starts trying to think of more questions, but can't* Dammit! Michiru...take over til I can thinkies of something!!!

Michiru: KK!!! *she sits down in the chair while Yana-chan starts looking in the phone book looking for the Farf's phone number* Okay, my first question is...*smiles and speaks all slowish like* Do any of you where tightie whities?

*All of Weiß sweatdrops*

Omi: *smiles and raises his hand* I do! And so does Nagi!!!!!

*The rest of Weiß sweatdrops a bit more*

Michiru: *smiles* And, Omi, this question is for you! *smiles all hentaiishly like* Do you know how big NAGI is?

Omi: *smiles* He's big enough to keep me happy all night...=D

Yohji: *yells VERY ludly* WHAT?!?!?!?!?! OMI!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Omi: Ummm....no.........

Michiru: *all happy like*Heehee...next question....how many of you guys have slept with Omiitchi?

Ken: *looks at Aya then raises his hand a little* *all quiet like* Me...

Aya: *sideways glances at Ken* You're such a whore, Kenken....

Michiru: Aya....have at least fantisized about Omi...? *smiles all hopefully*

Aya: *nods his head* Yes...yes I have....

Michiru: Okay, how many of you are picturing Omi naked right now....?

*All of Weiß raises their hand, Omi holding his hand the highest*

Michiru: Ara...Omiitchi...you're thinking about yourself naked....?

Omi: *nods* Me AND Farfie!!!!!!

*Everyone sweatdrops and Yohji at this point is turning red from anger*

Yohji: DAMMIT OMI!!!!!!! YOU'RE FUCKING WORSE THEN FUKING KENKEN!!!!!

Ken: *looks at Yohji while hopping up and down in Aya's lap* Hey...I'm not THAT bad...I think...

Aya: *to Ken* Ken...pay no attention and just keep hopping...

Michiru: *.* *.* Yaoiiiiiiii....pretty yaoi....... *.* *.*

*Ham walks in and yanks Ken off of Aya's lap*

Ham: Ken...you're MINE!!!

Ken: Ahhhh!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!

*Michiru and Yana-chan tackle Ham and bring Ken back to Aya*

Michiru and Yana-chan: *at the same time* Ham, let the yaoi be...LET THE YAOI BEEEE!!

Ham: But it's MY Keeeeeeenken!!!!!!!!*cries a bit*

Michiru: *walks up tp Ham and slaps her* Ham, Ken belongs to Aya, and ONLY Aya, so LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!

Ham: *turns chibi and looks up at Michiru with anime-ish watery eyes*But..but...I LUUUUV KENKEN!!!!!!*rubs her cheek, still chibi, and glares at Michiru* And next time you slap me, I'll throw you....

Michiru: *turns chibi...if tit's even possible for a chibi to turn chibier..oO* You throw me, I'll tell on you...

*Ken and Aya go back to having sex and Yana-chan continues looking through the phone book looking for the Farf's phone number*

*Omi looks at Ken then smiles a big grin as Yohji goes to the kitchen. Yohji caomes back with two mugs of coffee, one of them containinga date rape drug*

*Omi-kun and Ham are still fighting in their chibi forms, slugging eachother and calling eachother names*

*Yohji gives Aya the coffee mug with the date rate drug and Aya drinks it. Aya passes out then Yohji drags him away. Then Omi sneaks up behind the couch and grabs Ken and drags him behind the couch with him. Little moans and screams of pleasure are then heard*

*The tvscreen turns black then you see Ham again like how you saw her at the beginning*

Ham: And, uhh, yeah. That was the interview with Weiß and I'm gonna lose my job because of them, but I hope all of you at home enjoyed this....

*the television company gets sued and loses all of it's money in the future and such*

~Owari...( 'bout time, ne? )~